13. Meet Mayhem Miller

can you see why he made the list?
Over a year ago, when I made my little list of things I wanted to do in the coming years, a few of my friends reprimanded me for not having “meet a celebrity” on it. I explained that I have no desire whatsoever to meet any celebrity. Celebritites have their pretty people entourage covered already. I’d rather not lower my already low self-esteem by attempting to groupie-ify myself in hopes of being noticed for 3 seconds to get a picture with some cocky star only to get nowhere. But after a few days of pestering, I added my only favorite person that I’d actually like to meet.

Maybe it’s because he’s got the cutest face you’ve ever seen or perhaps it’s because he’s an awesome fighter. Jason “Mayhem” Miller just seems like a cool dude. But what do I know? And his dog is pretty damn adorable, he’s got more followers on twitter than anyone I know. First time I’ve ever been jealous of a dog: Mayhem loves on him and he’s more popular. Not my best day.

I’ll must say while going to watch a fight with my friends a few months back, there were a few guys from The Ultimate Fighter making an “appearance” at the bar we went to. We didn’t realize this until we got there but we figured it’d be cool. I was wrong. We didn’t even have to go up to them, they staggered over – Jagerbombs in hand – after sniffing out some of the only girls present. They already had inflated egos and for what reasons, I’m still unaware. I guess it’s easier to get layed when you’re on TV. (Note to self: get my own TV show!) After them inviting us (multiple times…no means no boys!) to their hotel rooms, I was completely turned off by the idea of meeting any more UFC guys. I would’ve rather gotten a PAP smear with a rake than spend a night with any of them.

Who am I kidding, this is why I have a crush on Mayhem. Move aside, Marky Mark!
At first, I thought perhaps this goal was achievable. Maybe one day I just might get tickets to a fight and somehow trip and roofie flag down Mayhem for two seconds. Now I’m realizing I should just replace #13 with some attainable goal. My friends called me a pussy for suggesting this. (Thanks guys, you’re real friends and I love your for it!) I’m definately not the only girl that wants to meet him, his facebook page is filled with girls saying they want to marry him, which I get a kick out. Don’t we have anything better to do? (Note: I’m not quite creepy enough to do that…not yet atleast. Don’t make me go there Mayhem. I don’t like climbing stuff to watch people with my high-tech binoculars that cost more than my truck!…I’m joking. Or am I?)

I think my only chance would be to become a sexy Asian, which unfortunately I don’t think amounts to slapping on knee-high socks, a crop top, and a Hello Kitty backpack. Damn, never had a chance, why’d you have to make it look so easy Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift! And lets say I magically got to meet him, I’d probably blush like crazy and have a case of word vomit, thus embarrassing the shit out of myself and I’d regret #13 forever. Those of you who know me, you know this is true.

C’mon Mayhem Miller, you know you want to visit Chicago and make a silly girls dreams come true!

Have you ever met a celebrity? Who do you want to meet?



  1. Cori says:

    Girl you ARE sexy plus you're one of the funniest people I know – don't think you need to change.

    I think you should go for it, your bucket list shouldn't be easy so don't give up. Send him this post?

    Good luck hun!


  2. Eden says:

    Funny!! Living in London, if you are in the right places you do get to see the odd A-lister floating about.

    I'd quite like to meet the Queen! I don't know if she is classed as a true celeb, but I have meeting her on my list. I also have to sleep with a celebrity on my list (though not the Queen, LOL!). It can happen. It's not to be a groupie or anything and I don't have anyone in mind, but rather just put it down to say I did. Maybe one day….!


  3. Jessica says:

    “I don't like climbing stuff to watch people with my high-tech binoculars that cost more than my truck!”…too funny!!

    I'd love to meet him too. I wouldn't give up cause he's so sexy! Check out that package…!!


  4. Audrey says:

    OmG! I'd never heard of him, he's perdy cute too.
    I've met a few celebs but only for a sec.
    I have gotten in touch with a few via twitter!
    Keep it on your bucket list and have patience and it'll happen.
    I added you on FB you're super cute!!
    β™₯ Good luck chica!


  5. Jenna says:

    i'm new to your blog, i <3 it!

    i'm surprised that you'd pick him out of anyone he's not that famous so it will be interesting to see the outcome. i would just tell him he's the only lucky man on your list!! if he doesn't get back to ya, his loss girly.

    so excited to read more in the future. mwa!


  6. Tasha says:

    Bahahahahaha! I'm Asian and I found the whole Hello Kitty backpack bit to be hilarious. Some white guys love the Asian what can I say!?

    I got to meet Chad Ochocinco at the airport and I was so embarrassed I regretted asking him to take a pic with me. I was horrified butt I'd like to meet Vin Diesel and Johnny Depp. Yum!

    Great bloggy, I'm following qt.


  7. Brittan says:

    His doggy IS cute! Him ~ I'm not seeing it but I get that you want to meet him because he's cool I bet that's the best way to do this.

    I have always wanted to meet as many stars as possible and take pictures as proof. that'd be fun. I'd like to meet YOU since I nearly pissed myself laughing at this post.

    Does he have a girlfriend?


  8. Jill says:

    I don't think I've ever met a celebrity – although I once met a guy who swore he was the drummer from the band Oasis, in a bar in Tokyo! Since I have no idea what the drummer from Oasis looks like he could well have been!!??

    Found you through the blog hop. I'm following you now and hope you'll stop by my blog sometime too!
    have a great week!


  9. Jessi says:

    @Reina: You were lookin pretty closely huh? You are welcome. πŸ˜‰

    @Cori: Thanks lady! Send him this post? That could get really embarrassing even over the internet. I already feel like a creeper.

    @Eden: Meeting the queen would be cool, but having sex with her would be that much more awesome. Just to say you did.

    @Jessica: I swear I don't really have binoculars! Please believe me! πŸ™‚

    @Audrey: Thank you so much! I can't believe you don't find those shorts to be attractive, they're just so manly!

    @Jenna: I definately wouldn't say he'd be lucky to meet me, because I'd be lying. I'm pretty boring.

    @Tasha: I'm glad you weren't offended by it, I wasn't trying to be racist in any way. (Like how I just slipped that disclaimer in there?) Ooh Chad would be cool to meet, and if I met Vin Diesel I would definately want to touch him. Oh boy.

    @Brittan: I'm glad you think my dreams are funny! Just playin, I have no idea if he's got a girlfriend. I imagine he would. But I don't stalk him or anything, just casually watch his show and drool. That's all.

    @Jill: That'd be pretty rad if you met a guy from Oasis, I used to enjoy listening to them. Thanks for the follow! I'll check you out! πŸ™‚


  10. Tara says:

    I would love to meet Matthew Gray Gubler. He reminds me so much of my husband it's not even funny. (at least, he reminds me of my husband in the way he looks, sort of in the way he dresses, and definitely in how silly and geeky he is haha)

    I met Steven Tyler of Aerosmith when I worked at Disney. He was super nice. Really short! I saw a lot of other celebrities while I was there, and I also saw Adrian Grenier in Vegas once, but Steven Tyler is the only one I actually MET. (as in he spoke to me and shook my hand)


  11. Lexy Freeman says:

    I want to meet Johnny Depp real bad! Well more than meet if ya know what I mean. πŸ˜‰ Mayhem looks like he'd be fun to hang out with. Send him a link to this on FB/twitter/something. I met a drummers from bands by contacting them and stayin in touch! They're still regular ppl so it's easy to connect and be friends.

    LMFAO at PAP smear with a rake. That's ridic!


  12. Liz says:

    I love his show! I think your friends are right you can't just back out without giving it a go. I hope you can meet him and take some photos to put on here. Best of luck with finishing that list this summer!


  13. Cori says:

    A PAP with a rake? haha. That made me laugh out loud. That's pretty bad. haha.

    I am celebrity crazed, so I would like to meet anyone and everyone. I went crazy over Dennis Haskins….seriously now people!


  14. PorkStar says:

    LOL you are pretty funny. I'm a new reader and I may stay, hope you don't mind.

    Im not interested in meeting any celebrity. I live in NYC and I bump into celebrities, to the point it gets annoying. Chaning Tatum for instance, he cute and bangable but dude, too much of him already gets annoying. (no im not bi or gay by the way).


  15. Jessi says:

    @Tara: I officially feel like the only person who hasn't met anyone! 😦

    @Lexy: I put the link on twitter, but I doubt he'll ever see it. Oh wellll, I tried. Johnny Depp seems to be pretty popular choice!

    @Liz: Thanks, I think I can finish my list as long as I cheat and change this one to something else lol

    @Cori: Yeah, it is bad. Did I go too far? πŸ™‚

    @TGN: Again, I went too far huh? I thought it would seem more intriguing if I pasted a ginat area pointed to his package. I thought it screamed “I'm not creepy at all!”

    @Jenna: Don't die, I doubt he'll respond to the tweet or even see this post, which seems like it may actually be a good thing. I'm feeling embarrassed. πŸ™‚

    @PorkStar: Thank you sir! I try…a little too hard. If you think Channing Tatum is bangable and you're not gay then who is he bangable to? I'd love to bump into him…repeatedly, but that's just me.

    @mirjam: Thanks! You're pretty…can I meet you instead?…ok, I'm offically putting the creeper thing to rest. For today.


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